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Saturday, April 10th
6PM-Midnight!
Sweet Zombie Jesus, we're doing it again! That's right ladies and gentlemen, Amazing Larry is back and he wants your money! But honestly, it's for the kids. The kids named Jared and Stefan who want to raise production funds for their own zombie movie entitled Graveyard Shift. Why should you care? You don't have to! Regardless of your opinion of us or our movie we've got something that you want:
Three kick-ass zombie movies on the big screen!
That's right ladies and gents, 5 hours of butt-numbing joy! "But wait a minute," you ask, "You guys said this is from six to midnight. What about that other hour?" Well Mr. Fake Guy Asking A Convenient Question, the answer to your question is simple. After the movies are over and your delicious brain is filled with zombie glee, we're gonna have a band play! What band would that be? We're not sure! But they'll probably be cool, because let's face it, what other type of people would we hang out with? |
So What's REALLY Happening?
Alright people, let me lay it down bullets-style for ya.
- Three awesome zombie flicks!
- Entertaining between-movie short films!
- A rocking band to close the night out!
- Oh, and did we mention...
- FREE ADMISSION??
Wait a minute, a fundraising film festival with no admission charge? What gives? Well my quizzical pal, we're kind of confused about this one too. Our logic is that by letting you in for free you'll be more likely to spend your money on other things like drinks, popcorn, or perhaps a delicious plate of brains! Not to mention the official Amazing Larry merchandise we'll be hawking (posters! t-shirts! child labor!) And hey, let's not forget our favorite Graveyard Shift-related service: The University Of The Undead! To find out more about what that entails check out the link to your left (when it exists).
Regardless, we are of the opinion that offering you free admission will make you a happier camper and will also prevent us being busted by the FBI. Let's only hope our crazy scheme pays off and a slew of people come in wanting refreshments or Amazing Larry paraphenilia. If they don't then we'll just have to employ the sad puppy-dog eyes. Either way it's a win-win situation! |
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